Conversation with my friend [Tamil]

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[Background: We had a mutual friend who used to talk to us like us ("hi da machan... eppudi da irukka..."). He went to US and within a week, his style of talking had changed to (kadum peteru) 'dude... wazzup' :). So, me and my friend used to make fun of him, talking like that and we had continued talking like that for many days. So (taken from gTalk history; name masked)...]

1:29 PM Friend: hi dude

me: hi da machan

Friend: enna pannitu irrukeenga?

1:30 PM me: naan nalla iruken da naaye... nee eppudi da irukka panni?

Friend: en dude, indha kola veri

1:31 PM me: illa da mollamaari... vaanga poonganu pesuna relationshipla gap vilundhurum... adhan, vaada poodanu pesuna nerukam varumenu dhan...

romba naala vanga ponganu pesurooma... adhan, konjam vithiyaasam try pannen loosu :)

====== After a couple of days, in a weekend ========

12:16 PM me: Mr. Dude

thoonguneengala?

Friend: aman da mollamaari...ippa thaan elundhen loosu

12:17 PM :)

me: palikku pali vaangite... okay da...

:)

Friend: nee thoonginaya?

12:18 PM me: thoongunenda #@#$@!@ (sensored)

:D

12:19 PM Friend: :)

saptaacha vellakaenna

me: illa da mudichavikki

12:20 PM Friend: sarida koyalla

me: nee da punnakku?

12:21 PM Friend: innum brush'a pannalada en venkayam

me: sari da thakkali

12:22 PM Friend: onnum mudiala kena punnaku

:)

me: :D

I am thinking of making this as a blog

:)

12:23 PM Friend: :)

kulichitaya pannada

12:24 PM me: illa da mokka

12:26 PM Friend: sari da panni...naan kulika poren

12:27 PM me: sari da korangu... bye da....

Friend: :)